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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

— 1 week ago with 322571 notes

smilingsloth:

nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

I. CANNOT. FUCKING. WAIT. FOR THIS.

GO WATCH THE TRAILER AKDJAIGKGGD!!!!

lol at when his accent slips, this looks rad though

(Source: sebastianstoned, via thatannouncerguy)

— 1 week ago with 134988 notes

The trials & tribulations of Simon Mignolet (feat. Stevie Gerrard)

(Source: pearmonster, via s86410)

— 1 week ago with 324 notes
Micah Richards takes on the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge after being nominated by Joleon Lescott, Mario Balotelli, and Jérôme Boateng and nominates Stuart Pearce, Samir Nasri, and Ben Thatcher; feat. Joe Hart and John Guidetti (x)

Joe Hart’s outfit is top banter

(Source: kaiserinkat, via s86410)

— 1 week ago with 45 notes
gratefully-dabbed:

Busted out the Hello Kitty Gasmask<3

gasmasks are dope

gratefully-dabbed:

Busted out the Hello Kitty Gasmask<3

gasmasks are dope

— 1 week ago with 94 notes
therosseverett:

The only way to cancel your Comcast service is to offer the blood of the pure.
Watch here:x

therosseverett:

The only way to cancel your Comcast service is to offer the blood of the pure.

Watch here:x

— 1 week ago with 39 notes

sherlock-hannibal:

Gordon Ramsay doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

(via preux-chevalier)

— 1 week ago with 31226 notes